The moment one gives close attention to anything, even a blade of grass, it becomes a mysterious, awesome, indescribably magnificent world in itself.
- Língua Portuguesa
- Smoke curli…
Fa, fa, fa.
Alfred E. Neuman
- Show me a trunk murderer, and I'll show you a sloppy packer. (Issue 038)
- Bars are something which if you go into too many of, you're apt to come out singing a few of, and maybe land behind some! (Issue 039)
- It takes 12,000 workers to put a bottle of milk on your doors…
The city's central computer told you?! R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!
When I teach math to students who want to use calculators or argue with people who like voting by touchscreen, I always find myself trying to explain why you should be careful trusting machines too…
Num me vexo?
Alfred Novus Homo
- Zombo.com is probably the most useful site on the internet after wikipedia.org.
- Math Rules
- Private Eye cover collection Many are dirty.
- An Anglish Wiki.
- Labels by the Sheet .com
- A tutorial on how to read the Zippy daily comic. Not too pretensious and, astoundingly, s…
Sgt. Howie: But they are - are naked! Lord Summerisle: Well, naturally. It's much too dangerous to jump through fire with their clothes on.
The Wicker Man
Why is it illegal to go naked in public? Although I probably wouldn't have the nerve to do it on a really hot day, I'd probably get closer than…