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"Lava 1" by lord_yo, used under CC BY / cropped

The moment one gives close attention to anything, even a blade of grass, it becomes a mysterious, awesome, indescribably magnificent world in itself.

Henry Miller

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Fa, fa, fa.

Alfred E. Neuman

  • Show me a trunk murderer, and I'll show you a sloppy packer. (Issue 038)
  • Bars are something which if you go into too many of, you're apt to come out singing a few of, and maybe land behind some! (Issue 039)
  • It takes 12,000 workers to put a bottle of milk on your doors…

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The city's central computer told you?! R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!

C3P0

When I teach math to students who want to use calculators or argue with people who like voting by touchscreen, I always find myself trying to explain why you should be careful trusting machines too…

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Num me vexo?

Alfred Novus Homo

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Sgt. Howie: But they are - are naked! Lord Summerisle: Well, naturally. It's much too dangerous to jump through fire with their clothes on.

The Wicker Man

Why is it illegal to go naked in public? Although I probably wouldn't have the nerve to do it on a really hot day, I'd probably get closer than…

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