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"Lava 1" by lord_yo, used under CC BY / cropped

This post used to have a long rant about how much I hated L.A. because idiots kept slamming their cars into me. This song is in the same vein and much less whiny.

When it's grey in L.A. I sure like it that way,
Cause there's way too much sunshine round her…

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Yes, Cuban 'b'.

All of the extremely dirty words in English are monosyllabic (some examples). It's always been funny to me that there were certain grunts we can utter that make people uncomfortable and make children giggle and blush.

I always figured there must be some words like these in Chinese. T…

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It took me a while to find all of these addresses; I hope this does somebody some good.

  • Los Angeles City College
    855 N. Vermont Ave.
    Los Angeles, CA 90029
  • East Los Angeles College
    1301 Avenida Cesar Chavez
    Monterey Park, CA 91754
  • Los Angeles Harbor College
    1111 Figueroa Place
    Wilmington, CA 90744
  • P…

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The moment one gives close attention to anything, even a blade of grass, it becomes a mysterious, awesome, indescribably magnificent world in itself.

Henry Miller

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Fa, fa, fa.

Alfred E. Neuman

  • Show me a trunk murderer, and I'll show you a sloppy packer. (Issue 038)
  • Bars are something which if you go into too many of, you're apt to come out singing a few of, and maybe land behind some! (Issue 039)
  • It takes 12,000 workers to put a bottle of milk on your door…

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