Joni Mitchell is great, but I try to think of her lyrics as nonsense (a la Tori Amos[^1]) because they're always "introspective"[^2] . Today's case in point, youtube told me against my will that instead of a bunch of gibberish about astrology, Little Green is a about giving up her newborn daughter f…
Alex Trebek: He took control of the Ford Motor Company after Henry Ford's death.
Ken Jennings: Who was Ford?
Alex Trebek: More specific.
Ken Jennings: I was afraid you were going to say that.
- The peanut is neither a pea, nor a nut.
- Koalas have fingerprints
- House cats, tigers, and cheetahs can't t…