Supporter:

You have the vote of every thinking person!

Adlai Stevenson:

That's not enough, madam, we need a majority!

Who you vote for in November is irrelevant. decides who will rule the U.S. for the next four years. In order to understand the upcoming election, should Barack Obama be nominated, you need to know what he “knows.”

“knows” turbans are worn exclusively by Muslims. He's seen a picture of Obama wearing one during a Muslim ceremony.

You know that a majority of the people you've seen wearing turbans are Sikhs, not Muslim. You also know that Obama was wearing a gift given to him by locals on a visit much as many other politicians have.

“knows” that a madrasah is a one-room schoolhouse where children rock back and forth reciting memorized Koran verses. He “knows” that the purpose of these institutions is to train suicide bombers. He “knows” Obama attended one of these as a child. He saw it on Fox News.

You know that ‘madrasah’ is just the Arabic word for ‘school’. You know that Obama attended a Muslim school when he was 6 years old in Indonesia. When he was 8 he switched to a Catholic school.

“knows” that Obama refuses to recite the Pledge of Allegiance. He can see it in this picture.

You know that the picture was taken while the National Anthem was being sung.

“knows” that Obama refuses to wear an American Flag Lapel Pin^TM because of his distaste for the freedom it represents.

You know that Obama doesn't wear such a pin because “shortly after 9/11…that became a substitute for I think true patriotism.”

knows that Obama's middle name is ‘Hussein.’

is right about that. Madison's vice president was ‘George Clinton’, but that didn't make him the Prime Minister of the parliament funkadelic.

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