After this he'll be a perfectly normal human being and you know what stinkers they are.
Harvey (the movie)

Think
Sodas: $0.75 each
is a worse deal than
Sodas: $1.00 each Buy three, get one free!
Buy brand name medicine.
Most of the things on my list of stuff everyone knows but nobody will tell you.
Use “facial tissues” instead of toilet paper to blow their noses.
Circumcise their sons for non-religious reasons.
Brush their teeth immediately before eating breakfast.