This is the mandatory autobiographical page.

Full Name: John Locke Meyers Baber
Best Anagram: Jerksome Hyena Cobbler
Date of Birth: November 4, 1979
City of Birth: Baltimore, MD, USA
Current Residence: Baltimore, MD, USA
Marital status: Married (to Laarni Chua Lucero)
Occupation: Graduate Student at The Johns Hopkins University
Major: Mathematics
Eye color: Brown
Hair color: Brown
Favorite colors: Brown (and green)
Favorite foods: Soup and Cheese
Favorite muscial group: Ben Folds(' Five)
Favorite composer: Antonín Dvořák
Favorite piece: The Moldau by Bedřich Smetana
Favorite animal: The ambulocetus (pictured here).